We know you've been stressed about Jessica Simpson's 14-month pregnancy. But now that she's given birth, you can finally chill the eff out. Like right now.
We're offering a 90-minute acupuncture session with Jonah Larkin at The Well Clinic for $29 (reg. $145).
After consulting with you to discuss your health concerns and history, you'll receive a unique, relaxing blend of acupuncture and massage that'll have you all "J.Simp who?" You'll also get helpful dietary and herbal prescriptions if necessary (not included in this deal). The ancient process of acupuncture uses tiny, sterile needles, so it's pain-free, and you'll head out the door with improved energy flow and less tension.
Head to Jonah Larkin and give birth to your own 9lb 13oz stress baby.
Testimonials from Clients:
"Yesterday I had my first acupuncture session with Jonah and it was great. He was friendly, professional, and attentive to the fact that I had never had acupuncture before. I didn't go for anything acute or too specific, just some reoccurring back/neck/shoulder issues that come with my job as a massage therapist. The session was really relaxing and I felt the effects all day (a sort of lightness and floaty feeling, less stress/anxiety overall). He did a thorough intake, performed a treatment, and did some bodywork and stretches targeted to my issues. He did not try to sell me on frequent sessions or upgraded treatment - he was honest and straightforward about my particular needs (a super plus). The space was great - new, clean, aesthetically pleasing. I'll definitely be returning soon and would recommend him to anyone."
"I highly recommend Jonah, he was professional and thorough, clearly knew his anatomy, easy to communicate with, my body felt amazing when I left there and even sent me home with some stretches for some my trouble spots that have been really effective since."